Thursday, February 21, 2008

Golden Bollock!!!

Statuary warning:

Any resemblance to real life incidents or people is purely and obviously a coincidence and is not intended by the author.

Excerpt from a babaji’s address to the youth of the nation.

"....u people should concentrate more on spirituality than on materialistic interests. live a simple life...do good ...be good...and then you will have true happiness. You will understand the purpose of life……"

The same guy wakes up every morning in a palatial house ....has dry fruits roasted in butter for breakfast (remember always ...u should be as close to nature as possible). Unfortunately has to wear whites or saffrons when he his out preaching people. I presume they are linens designed by rohit bal. has the most expensive of cars parked in his garage.

Only people with fat wallets get to meet him. Gets millions of nontaxable money in donations. Stays on a holiday for most part of the year. Even if he is not, all he has got to do is to talk some golden bullshit which everyone of us seems to have an idea of. Of course the art lies in making to sound new every time.

This is one of the most impeccable business models i have come across. No wonder many of the IITians are getting into this business now days.

Ps: want to write more on this ….but as the topic suggests, its only shit that’s coming in mind.

11 comments:

ShArK said...

Amen my friend !!!

Anonymous said...

i totally agree with u...even i am thinking to opt ths so called business ....n one offer for u...become my CHELA :P
we will earn in millionsssss

Unknown said...

I concur! I have seen people who practice this and i must say it is the most wonderful thing that can happen to any person. In one line - AISH KI LIFE HOTI HAI! :)

Jyotika said...

Agreed. :)

Unknown said...

the label given to the post is seriously apt.

Anonymous said...

hmmm...
would be nice to have a life like 'babaji'.....
u know what i should get into this business too...i think iam very influential and i can totally give babaji a run for his money :)

Ameya said...

Actually not at all a bad buisness idea! Not much brains involved,no work,just preach, n non-stop money supply!

As long as fools exist, we shall survive :P

P.S: If i get into this, swear u wont blog berating me :P

Satya Krishna said...

change your 200 password n then talk! :P

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.. Well today only I was reading somewhere that Osho has 62 Rolls-Royce at his disposal.. this is seriously a very good bussiness if you can do it right.. After all everybody knows the gyaan.. Even I know what is right and wrong and what will make me happy.. Its just that I can't implement it in my life... But I can sure as hell preach all these things.. After all doing is always tougher than saying.. :)

Dev said...

Nice Post!
Lets take an example. There is some reality say "A" and there is a person who is trying to draw our attention towards that reality "A".
When that person tries to draw our attention towards the reality and we are able to verify it on our own right then we do not question on the person rather we do not feel that the person is saying anything new and we keep the person and reality separate.
But when a person is conveying a reality "A" which he has seen as well as verified for himself as well as for us and tries to convey it to us and we are unable to verify it on our own right then we find the authenticity of the reality in the living of the person . If we find the living of that person authentic then we listen to him otherwise not. When we find the living of that person authentic and justified then we assume that the reality "A" may be true without verification just by seeing authenticity in a person's living.
This is what happens with all of us.
I just want to say, if a person has seen the reality and is trying to draw our attention towards it and we do not find authenticity in his living then we reject the reality as well as the person. But still a person may be right. He might not be able to follow what he is saying but it doesn't imply that he doesn't want to! Probably he is in the way.
There is a need to separate the words of person and the living of the person. It slows down our own learning because we reject the reality also on the basis of that person's living. I am not saying that, that person is right, but he can be. If I find his words right then it doesn't matter to me whether he is following it or not.

Anonymous said...

Kya Teja bhai.. Spirituality agency khol ke dollaran kamate.. Pappu, tum aur apun.. Kya kehte?