Thursday, February 21, 2008

Golden Bollock!!!

Statuary warning:

Any resemblance to real life incidents or people is purely and obviously a coincidence and is not intended by the author.

Excerpt from a babaji’s address to the youth of the nation.

"....u people should concentrate more on spirituality than on materialistic interests. live a simple life...do good ...be good...and then you will have true happiness. You will understand the purpose of life……"

The same guy wakes up every morning in a palatial house ....has dry fruits roasted in butter for breakfast (remember always ...u should be as close to nature as possible). Unfortunately has to wear whites or saffrons when he his out preaching people. I presume they are linens designed by rohit bal. has the most expensive of cars parked in his garage.

Only people with fat wallets get to meet him. Gets millions of nontaxable money in donations. Stays on a holiday for most part of the year. Even if he is not, all he has got to do is to talk some golden bullshit which everyone of us seems to have an idea of. Of course the art lies in making to sound new every time.

This is one of the most impeccable business models i have come across. No wonder many of the IITians are getting into this business now days.

Ps: want to write more on this ….but as the topic suggests, its only shit that’s coming in mind.